When I Ripped my Pants

SpongeBob: When I ripped...(rip)...my pants.
I thought that I had everybody on my side,
But I went and blew it, all sky high.
And now she won't even spare a passing glance,
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants.
Other Fish: When big Larry came 'round just to put him down,
SpongeBob turned into a clown.
And no girl ever wants to dance
With the fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants.
SpongeBob: I know I shouldn't mope around I shouldn't curse,
But the pain feels so much worse.
'Cause winding up with no one is a lot less fun,
Then a burn from the sun.
Other Fish: Or sand in your buns.
SpongeBob: Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,
So listen and you won't regret.
Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance
Everbody: And you won't end up like the
Fool, who, ripped, his, pants. (rip)

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